- Mom: who are you texting?
- Me: nobody
- Mom: what are you doing then?
- Me: nothing
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him
i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class